holy mother of God, look at this dress. You know, if you had asked me yesterday, “Hey, Erin, what word would you believe would be least likely to follow the word techno?” I would have come ideal back with “Fur, absolutely fur.” but I would be wrong … because here is Technofur, in all its “glory.” now I know what Furbies wear to go clubbing.

According to FreshBakedGoods.com, who is selling this dress (click on the image to go there), “TechnoFur is available in: black, bright red, burgundy, bronze, light grey, dark grey, lime, hot pink, bright turquoise, and white.” You know, nobody on the world can wear a white Technofur dress and look good. (Yes, not even Scarlett Johansen. but I bet Chloe Sevigny might TRY.) depend on me on this.

I don’t even want to know how much they had to dope up that model to make her smile like that. especially when I know she’s believing “dress itches … mustn’t scratch … dress itches … mustn’t scratch …”

If this dress makes you go “oooh, I want!” and feel all tingly? You are dead to me. Seriously. but — as a parting generosity — if you do throw caution, good sense, and all hope of personal style to the wind and get this dress? Please don’t wear it with these shoes. say thanks to you.

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